(Source: feysus, via stateyourporpoise)
XD
(via stateyourporpoise)
“He’s the Brown Girl Whisperer.”
Referring to a cute guy she met at the mall
Nisha: ahry, i want you to know that i love you O_O and uhm, i will buy you another mary kay pallet :D
Ahry: roflmao. It’s cool. I have way too much makeup that I don’t use anyway
Nisha: no. shaddup. im gunna buy you another one. i kinda got overexcited again..and it fell on the floor…. D:
I told her I wanted 3 cans of Monster, and we called it a deal.
“We should make an anti-drinking ad featuring John Nolan.”
Nisha…
”You’re the suckiest math teacher ever!”
Right after I explain trig in 3 minutes, which resulted in her understanding the unit circle for the first time in her life. X)
If only, if only…
(via shrutiheartsya)
Friend: What if my butt sits down before my feet? I’ve always wanted to know how that feels.
Friend 2: ……………that’s called falling.
smh…
