“He’s the Brown Girl Whisperer.”
Referring to a cute guy she met at the mall
“We should make an anti-drinking ad featuring John Nolan.”
”You’re the suckiest math teacher ever!”
Right after I explain trig in 3 minutes, which resulted in her understanding the unit circle for the first time in her life. X)
Friend: What if my butt sits down before my feet? I’ve always wanted to know how that feels.
Friend 2: ……………that’s called falling.